Yes! This is the showdown I've been waiting for. Great idea! Oh the justice. I can see it now: A DARTH BORG - the two are one. Can you see it now? Darth and Borg together? I can hear their conversation now.
BORG SIDE Resistance is futile. DARTH SIDE Silence. Heavy Breathing. BORG SIDE Resistance is futile. DARTH SIDE Arm raises. The force begins to strangle the Borg side. BORG SIDE Resistance is- (choking sound) MYSTERIOUS VOICE Ani NO! DARTH SIDE Strangling pauses. He strains to hear the voice clearly. Is it his old Jedi Master Obi Wan? MYSTERIOUS VOICE Meesa say be friends! BORG & DARTH SIDE Jar-jar?! MYSTERIOUS VOICE Meesa just tryin' to help. No! Stay back. (Choking and assimilation sounds)
Then into the night a new assimilated evil emerges: - A DARTH BORG JAR-JAR - three are now one.
JAR-JAR SIDE Uh Ani? Robot guy? Meesa hungry.
Silence. Breathing. Both Borge and Darth's hands raise to strangle themselves, trying in vain to silence the annoyingly cheery voice. But wait! They can't strangle Jar-Jar cuz he's now a part of them.
Ahh - sweet justice. The circle of life is complete.
Was I channeling my inner Jar-jar by using the annoyingly overused word “now” in the above intro? Sure - you bet. How insightful of you!
Pssst . . . a word of advice - don’t try to be quick and choose the name and URL option when posting. Sadly it will not let you edit your comment. As a writer this is maddening . . . sigh.
Yes! This is the showdown I've been waiting for. Great idea! Oh the justice. I can see it now: A DARTH BORG - the two are one. Can you see it now? Darth and Borg together? I can hear their conversation now.
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Resistance is futile.
DARTH SIDE
Silence. Heavy Breathing.
BORG SIDE
Resistance is futile.
DARTH SIDE
Arm raises. The force begins to strangle the Borg side.
BORG SIDE
Resistance is- (choking sound)
MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Ani NO!
DARTH SIDE
Strangling pauses. He strains to hear the voice clearly. Is it his old Jedi Master Obi Wan?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Meesa say be friends!
BORG & DARTH SIDE
Jar-jar?!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Meesa just tryin' to help. No! Stay back. (Choking and assimilation sounds)
Then into the night a new assimilated evil emerges:
- A DARTH BORG JAR-JAR - three are now one.
JAR-JAR SIDE
Uh Ani? Robot guy? Meesa hungry.
Silence. Breathing. Both Borge and Darth's hands raise to strangle themselves, trying in vain to silence the annoyingly cheery voice. But wait! They can't strangle Jar-Jar cuz he's now a part of them.
Ahh - sweet justice. The circle of life is complete.
If only I could draw . . .
Was I channeling my inner Jar-jar by using the annoyingly overused word “now” in the above intro? Sure - you bet. How insightful of you!
ReplyDeletePssst . . . a word of advice - don’t try to be quick and choose the name and URL option when posting. Sadly it will not let you edit your comment. As a writer this is maddening . . . sigh.
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