Jun 24, 2009

Star Borgs


Here's my entry into the fray.
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3 comments:

  1. ElleJune 25, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    Yes! This is the showdown I've been waiting for. Great idea! Oh the justice. I can see it now: A DARTH BORG - the two are one. Can you see it now? Darth and Borg together? I can hear their conversation now.

    BORG SIDE
    Resistance is futile.
    DARTH SIDE
    Silence. Heavy Breathing.
    BORG SIDE
    Resistance is futile.
    DARTH SIDE
    Arm raises. The force begins to strangle the Borg side.
    BORG SIDE
    Resistance is- (choking sound)
    MYSTERIOUS VOICE
    Ani NO!
    DARTH SIDE
    Strangling pauses. He strains to hear the voice clearly. Is it his old Jedi Master Obi Wan?
    MYSTERIOUS VOICE
    Meesa say be friends!
    BORG & DARTH SIDE
    Jar-jar?!
    MYSTERIOUS VOICE
    Meesa just tryin' to help. No! Stay back. (Choking and assimilation sounds)

    Then into the night a new assimilated evil emerges:
    - A DARTH BORG JAR-JAR - three are now one.

    JAR-JAR SIDE
    Uh Ani? Robot guy? Meesa hungry.

    Silence. Breathing. Both Borge and Darth's hands raise to strangle themselves, trying in vain to silence the annoyingly cheery voice. But wait! They can't strangle Jar-Jar cuz he's now a part of them.

    Ahh - sweet justice. The circle of life is complete.

    If only I could draw . . .

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  2. ElleJune 25, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    Was I channeling my inner Jar-jar by using the annoyingly overused word “now” in the above intro? Sure - you bet. How insightful of you!

    Pssst . . . a word of advice - don’t try to be quick and choose the name and URL option when posting. Sadly it will not let you edit your comment. As a writer this is maddening . . . sigh.

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  3. UnknownOctober 16, 2009 at 4:22 AM

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